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GA Starman: “Women in your time are sick…”
Its not the size of the cosmic rod, its how you use it!
Dude… that’s not a lightsaber…
Ted: “Wow, son. Overcompensate much?”
“Son, it’s about that time we had ‘the talk'”
OR
“Son, when I said use protection, that’s not what I meant”
Jack – “OK, I’ll trade you, but you have to throw in the cape and helmet, too.”
Jack: I know it’s a big, gas guzzler, but it’s a classic!
Ted-“Kids these days with their big rods.Back in my day our rods only came in one size..small and we liked it!”
ted: “well someones happy to see me.”
Ted: Well, i told you to stay out of my medicine cabinet. It’s been 4 hours you say??
Ted:”Mine might be it smaller…but it vibrates.”
Ted: “Oooo, this is embarrassing. I accidently grabbed this out of your mother’s top drawer by mistake.”
Jack:That’s not a Cosmic Rod. THAT’S a Cosmic Rod!!!
Ted: How come your Rod is bigger than mine? Jack: Genetics, Dad, genetics!!
Ted teaching Jack the future Starmen: In order to use the Cosmic Rod properly, you have to train with this Shake Weight everyday. Personally I workout 3 times a day.
“ROD ENVY”
classic starman to jack knight starman “why does mine look like a dildo?”
Just remember; it’s not how big it IS, it’s how big it GETS.
Jack: They say that size isn’t everything.
Ted: That’s what your mom told me, anyway…
classic starman ” its so big!!”
starman ” thats what she said”
“HA HA! mine smells like Wonder Woman!”
“Whoopie. mine smells like Giganta”
Son its not about the size of the boat its about the motion In the ocean & u son u have a sinking titanic!
Dude…My Rods bigger then yours
Jack: “Yo dad, that is one sweet cosmic rod you’ve got there.”
Ted: “Thanks son. It’s my new I-Rod 4.0. It’s smaller and lighter than your old 3.0. Plus, not only can I use it to battle evil, it can also make phone calls, surf the web and download apps. You want to generate a stun-beam or a forcefield? There’s an app for that.”