‘Twas the Dark Knight before Christmas in old Gotham town,
and a green haired grinch was lurking around.
This clown had not come to spread joy or cheer.
No, this fiend was here to fill Christmas with fear.
Could Batman defeat him and save Christmas for all,
or would the Dark Knight finally fall?
We don’t want to spoil it, so in order to learn,
you’ll have to read the tale called, “The Dark Clown Returns!”